Greetings. 'Tis I, Joey Johnson, the eponymous host of this glorious show. I'm currently studying Computer Science, Music, and Theatre at Cornell University. That's not the fun stuff, though.
Since I was 3, I've spent most of my time singing, acting, and dancing in plays and musicals. By the time I graduated high school, I had been in 45+ productions. I even directed, choreographed, music directed, and built the set for my senior show. In my senior yearbook, I won 3 Senior Superlatives: Best Actor, Best Male Vocalist, and Class Clown. I know what you're thinking, and you're right. I don't have a red squeaky nose, but I do have big feet, and I think I should recieve partial credit for that.
Aside from being a Grade-A Theatre Kid, I was also a pitiful athlete and a nerd. I can tell you a lot about "The Wizard of Oz," and I love to talk about tech.
I think that's everything.
Wow. I feel like we're best friends now.